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Porn star moustache makes comeback

posted June 13th, 2006 by Frank · 19 comments

GNP fashion trend for next year????? I’m a big fan of the porn stache. Weigh in here, post your favorite stache. Fire away..

Porn star moustache makes comeback

Mon, 12 Jun 2006″I think it’s sexy,” Donald Bradford, 26, says of the bushy growth that has adorned his upper lip for the past two months.

 

Largely shunned since the 1980s, moustaches are enjoying something of a renaissance among young New Yorkers, following a comeback trail blazed by such hip role models as actor Nicholas Cage and the ultra-trendy fashion photographer Terry Richardson.

“It’s just cool, right?, and it’s fun,” said Bradford, a tall man with blonde highlights in his hair to match his silver jacket.

Jay Della Vale verges on the evangelical in his praise of the moustache’s attributes which, according to the 26-year-old DJ, include intimations of virility, a relaxed style and a healthy sense of humor.

“You walk differently. You’re more laid back. You dress differently,” Della Vale said. “We’re on a mission to bring it back.”

Della Vale’s devotion to facial hair prompted him to make a documentary “The Glorious Moustache Challenge” in which he persuaded 30 men to grow moustaches for a month to see what difference it made in their lives and the reactions of those around them.

“For the first month, everybody is against it, especially the women,” he said. “They say, ‘Please don’t do that, you remind me of my father … or a 70s porn star’.”

According to Della Vale, most of his moustachioed guinea pigs weathered the early critical storm and actually became quite fond of their new accessory.

Love of “the stache” was taken for granted at the recent New York City Beard and Moustache Championships, which saw hundreds of hirsute aficionados turn out to root for their favourite styles.

Iconic images of movie stars and characters who championed the moustache — Clark Gable, Sean Connery, Inspector Clouseau, Marlon Brando in “The Godfather” — were projected onto a giant screen to appreciative applause.But the real adulation was reserved for a photo of the contestants’ main hero, Tom Selleck, who brought stache-style to the masses in the early 1980s with the television cop series “Magnum.”

But not long after those heady days, the moustache’s fortunes took a dive in the popularity stakes — it’s fall from grace best summed up by the makeover forced on the “Brawny Man.”A brand icon whose lumberjack shirt and heavy moustache had promoted Brawny kitchen towels for decades, the Brawny Man was replaced in 2003 by a clean-shaven hunk who was seen as more in tune with the times.

For all the efforts of Della Vale and his cohorts, bringing back the old style is proving a tough sell to the average man in the street.

“I feel less confident, more insecure,” said Graham Veysey, 24, who grew his moustache and entered the New York contest in a response to a dare from his friends.

“It’s just not me,” Veysey said. “I didn’t understand how much it would dominate the conversation. It’s like 25 times a day!”

New York-based French fashion designer Thomas Vasseur finds his moustache — complemented with prominent sideburns — serves as an open invitation to comment from just about everybody.”For some of my friends, it suggests I’m looking for a new identity,” said Vasseur, 32.

“My mother tells me I remind her of my father who she divorced 25 years ago, my nephews tell me it scratches, and then there are also those, happily, who say that it suits me,” he added.

No matter what the reaction, Vasseur insists he has no intention of taking a razor to his upper lip.

“It’s a male accessory, just like highlights or make-up for women,” said Vasseur. “I would feel naked without it.”

As for the future, zealots like Della Vale optimistically predict an “epidemic” of moustaches spreading across the country, while other fashion arbiters are more cautious.

“It’s almost like a tongue-in-cheek kind of style,” said James Bassil, editor-in-chief of the male lifestyle website, AskMen.com.

“The general impression that women have of moustaches is either they love them or they are absolutely repulsed by them, and there’s no real middle ground,” Bassil said.

“And there needs to be a middle ground for a fashion or a facial hair trend to be adopted en masse permanently,” he added.

AFP

 

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19 responses

  • 1 Kork! said...
    Jun 13, 2006 at 11:49 am

    Frank, you’re an animal - I personally will not be rocking the porn star ’stache but if I was going to I’d have to go with:
    1. The handlebar

    or
    2. the child molester

  • 2 Captain PJ said...
    Jun 13, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    a

  • 3 Captain PJ said...
    Jun 13, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    try again

  • 4 Captain PJ said...
    Jun 13, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    nvm, i cant html for shit, i wish the webmaster would make it easy to post images

  • 5 Frank said...
    Jun 13, 2006 at 5:22 pm

    I think I am going with the Jake Plummer stache. Creep!

    http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/jake-plummer-the-new-cher-140085.php

  • 6 Scotty said...
    Jun 13, 2006 at 6:05 pm

    I’m goin for the “Ron Burgundy” look myself!! Hair included

    http://bluegirlredstate.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/anchorman.jpg

  • 7 Kork! said...
    Jun 14, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    ok - one time for the stupid…

    %img src=”http://www.picture.com/picture.jpg”#

    replace % with < and replace # with >

    that will let you insert a photo

  • 8 Frank said...
    Jun 14, 2006 at 3:22 pm

    count me among the extremely stupid and retarded. You lost me at %img. I’ll stick to posting links.

  • 9 Kork! said...
    Jun 14, 2006 at 4:24 pm

    really?

    quick tutorial time!

    “< " <-this symbol starts a new tag in html.
    ">” < -this symbol closes the tag

    "img" <-this indicates you're posting a picture

    "src=" <-this will point to the source or location of the image (basically the whole web address you'd see in your browser if you were looking at the pic.)

    so once you have to put all of this together into one tag. unfortunately i can't type it because it won't show as text so instead i'll replace the < and > with # for the example:

    #img src=”http://www.giantnutsproject.com/images/giantnutslogo_small.png”#

    if you were to type that and replace the “#” with “< " and ">” respectively you’ll see a picture. Notice there’s no space between the opening of the tag and the img. there is a space between img and src and then no more spaces.

    try it out - you can always delete your comment. it’s really easy once you figure it out.

    your friendly neighborhood kork

  • 10 Kork! said...
    Jun 14, 2006 at 4:25 pm

  • 11 Frank said...
    Jun 14, 2006 at 4:42 pm


  • 12 Frank said...
    Jun 14, 2006 at 4:50 pm

    That worked well. Kork- That post looks like a Juiceman rant to me but I understand a little bit more of his posts.

  • 13 Kork! said...
    Jun 14, 2006 at 7:44 pm

    well i guess there’s still hope for PJ!

  • 14 Captain PJ said...
    Jun 14, 2006 at 11:44 pm


  • 15 Captain PJ said...
    Jun 14, 2006 at 11:45 pm

    so yeah kork, that dont work. BTW, i used that html the 1st few times i tried and it didnt work either, but i thought it was me that was retarted

  • 16 Kork! said...
    Jun 15, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    no, it’s still you

  • 17 Paul Bellows said...
    Jun 20, 2006 at 10:40 pm

    Regarding the above picture of me, I swear I’m not a child molester. That girl swore she was 19. I only found out later she was my cousin.

  • 18 Kork! said...
    Jun 21, 2006 at 12:41 am

    well we appreciate the porn star moustache. well done mr. bellows!

  • 19 Scotty said...
    Jun 21, 2006 at 10:04 am

    I’m confused!!

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