Official Game 1 Post

by @ 1:10 am on September 3, 2006.


The Giant Nuts Project present…. Tailgating at the Manning Bowl!

It’s almost here folks. Game 1 will be here in one week. Post anything and everything we need to know.

164 Responses to “Official Game 1 Post”

  1. Frank Says:

    The offseason is officially over. Great job GNP to keep busy and make this bearable. I can’t wait for next Sunday.

    Start time??? What do you guys think?
    Tent painting- Need to do it this week.
    Kegs-Juice-you taking care of the beer this week?

    Giant Nuts in your face baby!

  2. Kork! Says:

    if I’m there a minute after 8 i’m late.

  3. Captain PJ Says:

    1 week to the opening tailgate/giants game! very exciting times. Hey frank do we have any season long odds like we had for the bon jovi concert? Im down for tent painting any day except thursday and saturday. It can also be done at the game considering we’ll have 12 hours to kill. btw i was thinking 10am start at the lot.

  4. Frank Says:

    Have no fear. The full season odds will be posted later this week as we get closer to kickoff. This will include the odds on the hotly contested funneling championship. Kork comes back to defend his title but we have some pretty game competitors ths year. I’ll give you a sneak peek at the early line from Vegas for the end of season champ:

    Kork 2:1 (can’t count the champ out yet)
    Oscar 2:1
    Dan 3:1
    Anyone else 15:1

    I think 10 is a good start time. That gives us a good 9 hours to tailgate.

    Tents- PJ can you get the tents from Juice’s house tomorrow? I will be home tomorrow afternoon wouldn’t mind doing it tomorrow. Give me a call and let me know. Shouldn’t take long. We can do it at my house since Juice isn’t around.

  5. Frank Says:

    A note to all GNP members and friends:
    Remember the Chiefs game? That was a long time ago. We waited a long time to come back out to our tailgating home. The place where this whole thing started. We kept busy in the offseason and had many good times but we started a countdown over 4 months ago for this big day– Sept 10th. Well- it’s here and it’s show time. The start of the long season. This is what the GNP is all about. Let’s get some excitement here. I know Kork is with me. I know Capt PJ is with me. Now it’s time for the rest of you to check in. I’m naming names:
    Billmatic- aka the black hole of this block. Pick it up big guy. Disappoining offseason. Let’s hear from you. Are you with us?
    Boy Scout: Put down the poker chips. Stop watching reruns of the 2002 World series of Poker. Step up. Are you with us?
    Juiceman- Just cuz your a big magazine star doesn’t mean you can stop now. Give us one of those fucked up posts again. Are you with us?

    Ninja- hot and cold. Strong offseason but fading as we approach our season. Nows the time to turn it up not fade. Go toss some loser on his ass at a bar or something to get fired up. Are you with us?

    Dan- you wanna be part of this? Let’s hear why. Start posting. Are you with us?

    GNP 2006. Who’s with us?????????

  6. Captain PJ Says:

    ok well i forgot tomorrow no good either for me during the day. I think juice is in vegas right now btw, and scotts not used to working 5 days a week yet after his extended vacation. i think itll kick in in a bit.

  7. Kork! Says:

    gay

  8. frank Says:

    Alright Kork. 8 it is.

  9. Frank Says:

    Scottie got the day off next Sunday. He is enjoying the West Indian day parade today.

  10. Captain PJ Says:

    sweet. that means we probably wont get arrested which is always a plus. btw, do we have an estimate on how many ppl are coming so we can coordinate how much beer, food, and bodybags to bring?

  11. Captain PJ Says:

    also, whats going on with GNP radio, id be real nice to get a show in before the opener

  12. Frank Says:

    I think we should look into the Podcast that Kork can set us up with. The radio thing won’t happen for at least a few weeks.

    Food- I’ll bring enough for all of the people I invited.
    Beer- Let’s go with 2 kegs. It’s goona be a long day. That should only be about $10 pp which is as a good a deal as you will find.

    PJ- Danny has a check for $450 for you (tix and fantasy). I will give you cash for the preseason game and fantasy.

  13. Captain PJ Says:

    1) 2 kegs wont fit in our vehicle alone, we can only get 1 in as of now bc of the DJ equipment, tv, etc. someone else is gonna have to bring a keg, or we can just bring a few cases, it all depends on the amount of ppl. To be safe id go with a keg every 10-12 ppl. 160 12 oz beers in a keg, so do the math & we’ll work it out.

    2) i guess gnp west will bring the normal amount of food as its always too much anyway.

    3) are there any catches to this check like the ones billy & kork hand me? You know like, cash after next tuesday?

    4) i dont know where dan lives or how hes gettin there but we have an extra seat in the car for the games hes coming. Dan you there out there in cyberspace? get back at me at my email & we can work shit out.

    5) All you GNP fantasy football pros, payment $50 is due sunday….. so bring some extra cash for that. If you are vouching for someone who isnt gonna be there, bring the money for them as well.

    6) Is there a contingent of people not making the game but going to the tailgate?

  14. Captain PJ Says:

    also, kork, sticky this post to the top of the page plz

  15. Frank Says:

    1)I will get a final count by mid week. Maybe I will just buy a bunch of cases depending on the final count.

    2)Food- nobody eats half the shit we bring anyway.

    3)Dan’s check- should be legit with no strings attached.

    4)Dan’s ride- I think he is going to Juicemans’s and ridng with you guys.

    5) My stuff- I still have my tent, BBQ, table etc at Juiceman’s house. You guys will never be able to fit itall. I have to stop by and get that stuff. Juice- Sat night ok for me to stop by and pick up my stuff?

    6) Contingent- I don’t think we have anyone else coming.

    7) Kork- are you and Scottie doing some sort of carpool thing?

  16. Dan Says:

    1) PJ I will bring cash.

    2)im going to sleep over juices on saturday, and will go with Juice, PJ, Kork, if that’s cool.

    3) soemebody let me know what i can bring

    4)i am so f@#$ing ready for the manning bowl,

    5) kork just remember what we talked about at the patroits game “pace yourself”

    6)ill try and get on these post more often, ive been in avalon, since friday night, I had to use dial up connection, and it took 30 for me to do this.

    lets go FSU

    5)

  17. Kork! Says:

    stickied. i agree with eveything thats been said but seriously - we need to stock up on the cases. while we always have too much food we’ve never experienced too much beer and i think we can expect a lot of friends.

  18. Scotty Says:

    I’m selling my season tickets 2 the highest bidder!!!!
    Gnite!!!! =) Last time

  19. Kork! Says:

    Scott - how are you planning on getting to the games? Want to drive with me to Juiceman’s?

  20. Frank Says:

    Kork- I think Dan is going to Juiceman’s as well so you guys might have a full truck. Boy Scout is picking up Pops (arriving a little later). As of now I am flying solo. If you guys want I can go to Juiceman’s in the morning and we can all drive in together.

    let’s see…
    Pops and Boyscout coming in later..
    Scottie meeting Kork in Huntington…

    That leaves one idiot left in GNP East to load up the car and get everything ready. I feel bad for that sucker.

  21. Kork! Says:

    well, why don’t scott and i roll with you then? we can meet to help you load up.

  22. Captain PJ Says:

    yes and then we can meet at juicemans, its always easier to load the truck with more people. i nominate scott for “sliding mechanism” duty, which is billys job, due to his flexibility. it basically involves sitting in the truck while we throw large objects at you to place neatly. you would love to do that right?

  23. Frank Says:

    That works nicely for me. Always good to have an officer of the law in the car for the ride home. I could use the help loading up as well. Wanna leave Friday night?

    Also- looking to upgrade the TV situation. Might go with a 23 inch LCD. The 42 inch plasma that Ninja bought is on sale this week but I think that was too big and heavy to transport each week. Any thoughts?

  24. Frank Says:

    Sounds good. I’ll drive Kork and Scottie and we will meet up at Juiceman’s.

  25. Kork! Says:

    i don’t know to be honest… we won’t be getting too much tv time in (unless gnp east plans on staying and partying for the 4pm games). Might not be worth it.

  26. Scotty Says:

    Hmmm, crouch in the back of the truck and have you guys throw shit at me!? OK I’ll do it!

    I’m still a little curious were the name for this job came from though, and how PJ knows I’m so flexible? Lol

    I’m off on Thurs and Fri so let me know what you guys need me to do.

  27. Kork! Says:

    long story… lol

  28. Frank Says:

    Scottie-Make sure the generator starts and get some gas for it. If you want to pick up charcoal that would be great too. I will pick everything up on Saturday.

    Kork- my plan is to stick around after the 1pm games and watch the 4pm games for many games this year. The TV won’t just be for tailgating so it’s not a complete waste.

  29. Scotty Says:

    Done

  30. Scotty Says:

    I gotta go get drug tested now so I’ll talk to you guys later!! Yeah, fun!!!

  31. Dan Says:

    Im in for sticking around after games, and sleepovers in the parkinglot

  32. Kork! Says:

    Dan - I’m gonna go shopping for some size small shirts for you to sleep in

  33. Kork! Says:

    Scott’s gonna get his legs shaved!

  34. Frank Says:

    I think he went for the wax.

    OK- so what time are we meeting at Juiceman’s house on Sunday? Let’s try to agree on this. I am good for any time. You guys decide. I know Kork feels very strong about arriving at the stadium by 8am.

  35. Kork! Says:

    I can compromise. how about leaving juiceman’s ready to go at 8?

  36. Frank Says:

    That seems fair. 9am arrival. Keg kicked at noon with anticipated pass out on the grass time at 3pm.

  37. Scotty with one shaved leg Says:

    You guys are gonna laugh when you see what they did to my leg! Totally shaved! BASTARDS!!!

    So hows this gonna work, are Kork and I meeting you at Juices, your house, or mom’s house? And Kork, where are we gonna meet?

  38. Anonymous Says:

    You and Kork meet up (one pick up the other maybe) and come to my house. we pack the car and go to Juice’s you bald legged bastard.

  39. frank Says:

    that was me

  40. Scotty Says:

    F you, I feel sexy!!!

  41. Kork! Says:

    scott, i’ll pick up you and your sexy leg and we’ll head over to Franks to help him out.

  42. Scotty Says:

    Sounds good man!! Just let me know what time.

    We’ll be hittin the town in Huntington Friday night if anyone has off and feels like comin out!

  43. Frank Says:

    You guys should be at my place by 7:15 on Sunday morning.

    I’m going out for a few in the city Thursday night and watching the first game of the season. After that I am taking it easy until Sunday. No drinking Friday or Saturday for me. Have to be ready for Sunday.

  44. Frank Says:

    TV Upgrade: Ok- bought a 23 inch LCD which is much bigger than the small one we have been using. I think you guys will like it.

  45. scotty Says:

    Sweet!! Just watched some 2005 videos as Captain suggested! I’m ready!!!

    Lata

  46. Frank Says:

    Can anyone paint Friday night? Not ideal but we are running short on time. Let me know. We have 2 really plain blue tents and I would rather not play with paint in the parking lot.

  47. Frank Says:

    Scottie- What are thinking for food? Maybe some steak on a stick, sausage and peppers, ribs, Brats, cheesesteaks? Doesn’t matter to me really. i’ll pick it all up Saturday but you guys need to let me know what you want.

  48. Kork! Says:

    I won’t be able to do it on Friday night - I have a wedding to go to. I think I’m pretty much out for the whole weekend actually (stupid ass school). If you guys don’t get a chance it’s not a big deal - it really will only take 30 minutes or so at the game!

    As for food, I’m brining traditional hamburgers (to start the day…. traditionally) and 8-10 stuffed peppers!

  49. Captain PJ Says:

    stuffed peppers woohooo! im gone all weekend too, ill be working from now til 1am sunday. so whats the beer situation? cases or u got room for another keg?

  50. Frank Says:

    We don’t have a ton of people attending. I think it just might be the 8 of us with a few people stopping by later in the day. I say we go with extra cases. I could fit a keg if you guys want to do that.

  51. Frank Says:

    You guys know anyone looking for season tix? We could get 4 more for $850 each. Sect 310. What about Oscar? I will buy 2 of them. Danny will buy 1. We just need 1 more person to buy one season. Probably have to act today if we want them.

  52. Dan Says:

    I can help paint, or do anything, on Friday after work

  53. Kork! Says:

    i agree we should be ok with a few cases. i think we’ll need a couple though because the worst thing ever is being stranded there with no beer. you can always use a case at home. i’ll bring a case and we should get a few more i’d think.

    jesus how did you get season tickets so late?! thts great news - i dont think i have anyone for them but what about steve from toronto? STEVE _ WHERE ARE YOU?! =)

  54. Frank Says:

    Yes Kork- I remember stunmbling around the parking lot against the Chiefs panhandling for beer. it was humiliating. You wouldn’t remember because you were passed out on the grass and the reason why we had no beer is because you funnelled half the keg by yourself. I’ll pick up a few cases.

    Dan- Let’s talk to Juice tonight. Something tells me Kork and Capt are the artistic ones in the group. Any painting project without them might result in disaster.

  55. Kork! Says:

    ohhhhhhh i see. you know, another thought is that if we buy those extra season tix and don’t end up using them we can drive around the parking lot looking to sell them to unsuspecting victims like the audi guy does!

  56. Captain PJ Says:

    btw, juice really likes it when u guys call him on conference before 11am, thats when hes at his best. he told me so

  57. Kork! Says:

    and i’m not gonna lie to you frank, the original paint job was a kork ™ special. you see, i’m kind of a big deal.

    just leave it for the parking lot… orrrrrrrrr we could plan to get there an extra hour early!

    i now see why pj wants to get there later… puss…

  58. Frank Says:

    Yesterday’s 10am Juice conference call was ugly. Juice is an angry young man in the morning. We have to save those for later in the day. He won’t answer our calls so we have to get someone else to call for us since he always answers that persons calls.

  59. Kork! Says:

    how’s the puppy, juice?

  60. Frank Says:

    I think I am going to be drinking with Juicestine this evening.

  61. Kork! Says:

    in the city or out on the island? i’m off at 11

  62. Frank Says:

    City- going to watch the game.

  63. Kork! Says:

    turds

  64. Captain PJ Says:

    yes that is exactly the reason kork, after a 16 hour work day, i would like at least 6 hours of sleep before i die of alcohol poisoning. i also plan on hauling 75lbs of ice on my back down that long ass dock.

  65. Kork! Says:

    alright alright - frank you wanna plan to get to the stadium at 9? PJ can meet us there around 5:30 when he wakes up.

    ITS FOOTBALL SEASON BABY - STOP YOUR WHINING!

  66. Frank Says:

    Sleep is overrated. 3 hours is all you need to function. Leaving my house at 7:30 and going to Juiceman’s. 8am departure from Juiceman’s. LT used to play after partying all night and not sleeping. You can do it PJ.

  67. Captain PJ Says:

    hey now, kork, ….. dont even get me started on your tardiness every week going to dunkin donuts with billy and showing up 30-60 min late every week. soooo meet at juices at 9, stadium at 10? thats 10 hours of drinking time not counting the game. we might actually have time to recover from our hangovers before the game ends

  68. Frank Says:

    Compromise- 8:30 Juiceman’s

  69. Kork! Says:

    more than fair

  70. Scotty Says:

    Shit you guys typed alot in the past 4 hours!! Frank, just got back from my mission. Generator started up on the first shot and is full of gas and ready to go. Also filled up the researve gas can. Bought two twenty pound bags of charcoal plus we have about ten pounds left from last year. I also bought a special present for Captain PJ, a metal beer can chicken holder!! But I have to admit i’m gonna miss seeing him burn his fingers every time the chicken falls over and he’s gotta pick it up over 500 degree flaming charcoal!! Lol

    I’m workin Sat. night but am down for whatever departure time.

  71. Frank Says:

    Good work Ninja. What kind of food do you want- see post above.

    fyi- this ones going well over the Bon Jovi thread.

  72. Scotty Says:

    Meat on a stick, in a cone, or on the bone!! MEEEAAT!!

  73. Frank Says:

    Weather: High 70’s. 30% chance of showers. 100% chance of vomit and passing out. First Odds of the season:

    -Who doesn’t make it into the game Sunday Night:
    2:1- Ninja- there is a history here. Hide your beer mugs kids.
    3:1-Kork- “Pace Yourself”- yeah right.
    5:1- Dan- will find some way to get destroyed Saturday night and show up lit on Sunday morning. Could pass out in the car on the way and not wake up until Monday morning
    25:1- Capt PJ- After his near death experience with Double trouble he is a changed man. Unless Juice slips a roofie into his beer I think he is safe.

    More odds on Friday.

  74. Kork! Says:

    scott prefers man meat

  75. Anonymous Says:

    You should know Kork!

  76. Captain PJ Says:

    yeah LT did it, but he was out getting coked out of his mind & banging prostitutes.

  77. Kork! Says:

    that’s not what you’re up to sat night?

  78. Captain PJ Says:

    ……..

  79. Frank Says:

    Juice- go with the 2 kegs. In additon to our 8 we have another 6-8 joining us so I’ll find room in my truck for the extra keg.

    Are we painting tonight?

  80. Kork! Says:

    hooray for friends

  81. Scotty Says:

    Looks like the paintings gonna be done in lot 3A bro!! I know Kork and I are out for tonight and tomorrow night. Who’s bringin the paint and paint brush?

    Kork, did you hit me in the back of the head with a baseball bat last night or did I drink too much?

  82. Scotty Says:

    Hey, theres alot of people on this website right now. Post something people!!!

  83. Kork! Says:

    a baseball bat named tequila!

  84. Frank Says:

    Me Juice and Dan might be doing the painting this evening. I don’t want white paint on my new LCD TV.

    Juice is going to Home Depot today…what a surprise…

  85. Scotty Says:

    AHH! TEQUILLA!!

    Frank, call me about the painting later, I might be able to swing something.

    Kork, don’t ever call me again!! Lol

  86. Dan Says:

    Giant nuts in yur face….im sleeping over juice’s house, as long me and the juiceman agree to no drinking I will be safe

  87. Scotty Says:

    One little problem there buddy.

    HE’S GOT A BAR IN HIS BASEMENT!!!!

  88. Frank Says:

    AND YOU NEVER MET A BEER YOU DIDN’T LIKE!

  89. Captain PJ Says:

    ill be at work til sunday morning like 1-2am, im not coming home til then so if you need me to do or bring anything call me on the phone. although even if you need me to get things i wont be able to anyway but whatever. let me know

  90. Captain PJ Says:

    REMINDER- Bring your fantasy football $50 to the game. and $20 if youre in the pickem league

  91. Frank Says:

    Yes sir Capt Loanshark- Will the $600 FF fees be sitting in an interest bearing account? I demand an investigation!

  92. Scotty Says:

    Kork, I gotta work tonight so I won’t be home till 12:30, let me know what time your gonna come by tomorrow morning so I can set my alarm clock.

    Hey Juice, Frank, how did the tents come out?

  93. Kork! Says:

    Frank, let us know - what time do you want us at your place?

  94. Kork! Says:

    just talked to Frank, I’ll be there at 7 scott

  95. Kork! Says:

    errr maybe 7:15 ;)

  96. frank Says:

    7:30 at my house. The Beer Teet came out great. We fixed it.

  97. Kork! Says:

    idiots

  98. Scotty Says:

    Hahahaha!! Our tents gonna look like a JUICEMAN post!!
    How many times does it say BRO!! on the tent? Lol

    Kork, I’ll be ready and waiting by 7.

  99. frank Says:

    Tent has a big heart and says Scotty/Kork BFF

  100. Kork! Says:

    Post #100.

    I’m excited boys. Hope I can sleep tonight!

  101. Scotty Says:

    I gotta be up in 5 hours and I don’t think I can sleep right now!! I might just leave now!! Anyone else down?

    Ok,Ok, goodnight.

  102. JustJerk Says:

    Enjoy the tailgate guys, seems you guys are already having a blast. Drink one for me, I’ll drink one for you.

    Here’s to an awesome tailgate (partying) Season!

  103. Kork! Says:

    Thanks - Make sure to stop by and say hello!

  104. Captain PJ Says:

    just got home, and im ready for some football!

  105. frank Says:

    Gameday. I’m ready for some football. GO GIANTS!!!!

  106. Kork! Says:

    Heading out to pick up Scott and slowly build up steam as we head westward towards the meadowlands.

    If you plan on being at the meadowlands today, stop by lot 3A and hang out with us for a little bit. Don’t be shy =)

  107. Scotty Says:

    HAPPY FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!!

  108. frank Says:

    Giant stadium security are fat fuckin minimum wage assholes. Fuckin losers.

  109. Kork! Says:

    sooooo I just got arrested, but im back at the gnp tailgate bitches. IM BACK BITCHES!!!!

  110. Christine Says:

    Sounds like you guys are having a great time today!! Go Giants! Payton sucks as do any form of security guards - except that guy who was drinking with us at Bon Jovi. He was pretty cool. Can’t wait to hear what Kork did to get himself in the clincher.

  111. Rockhead Says:

    Meadowlands security was totally out of line with these guys… Kork and the boyz acted like total gentlemen in the face of a hostile confrontation and came out the victors! And I agree… stadium security are nothing but assholes who failed numerous police tests and can’t get jobs shoveling manure. And that bitch with the fat ass ought to get her ass kicked! GNP rulz!

  112. Operation GNP Justice Says:

    If anyone who witnessed the dispicable behavior of the Meadowlands security yesterday would like to make a complaint I believe it can be done by e-mail at:

    http://www.meadowlands.com/contact.asp?navID=9

    I presume the best caption to choose would be “Guest Services” assuming that security punching fans in the face would fall under the catagory of guest services!

    More specifically: Security guard #948 punched Kork in the face and #337 decided to start pushing people around for no reason!!

    Thank you for your support, we look forward to hearing of any response you get from the Meadowlands! GO GIANTS!!!

  113. Captain PJ Says:

    the day after…. first off i dont know how you ppl make it to work in the morning. Second, does anyone have my mug or BBQ utensil apron? Hopefully i left it in juicemans truck but i have no idea. Third of all how much you think the refs were getting that game? Very lopsided, but oh well, 15 more games to go.

  114. frank Says:

    PJ- I have all of it. Will clean it up and bring to the next game.

  115. Dan Says:

    PJ,

    my whole right arm is black and blue, i guess you where throwing some serious punches at me and i was too wasted to feel them..haha

  116. Captain PJ Says:

    yeah i told you before the game started i usually punch the person next to me after we score, which is usually juiceman. i guess i was punching you a little harder than i thought because you had no reactions. Classic moment, after like the 3rd quarter you finally took off your sunglasses and said wow i can see so much better now….. hahah

  117. Kork! Says:

    Good times yesterday. As of now I am officially banned from the Meadowlands and should I return I am to be arrested for trespassing (according to this nice letter I have here).

    Looks like I will have to be writing a letter begging for reinstatement.

    Wish me luck!

  118. GNP Legal Dept Says:

    GNP legal dept have obtained full video footage of the entire incident yesterday. It captured all of the poor behavior by Giants Stadium Security (NJSEA) including footage of both employees mentioned above. Our lawyers have been contacted and are reviewing the incident to determine next steps.

  119. Dan Says:

    GNP now has a legal Dept, i f^%&king love it

  120. Scotty Says:

    FREE KORK!!!!

  121. Kork! Says:

    I might have to whip up some “Free Kork” yellow shirts for you guys to wear to the next games (since I can’t yet go). Of course they will be given away and in no way, shape or form, sold!

  122. Scotty Says:

    Can you print EVENT STAFF on the back of the shirts so everyone who wears one can pretend that thier cops.

  123. Frank Says:

    Can mine say wannabe cop in training or police test flunkee?

  124. BiLLMaTiC Says:

    holy hell… Billmatic sits out for one game early in the season and the whole shit hits the fan???? I wanna see pics and videos asap…

  125. Captain PJ Says:

    hey kork can u make an offical photo album so i can post pictures?

  126. frank Says:

    GNP Legal Department has advised that footage of the incident can not be released at this point pending potential future litigation. The truth will come out.

  127. Kork! Says:

    Ok, photo album is up and ready for pictures. On advise of our legal guys I ask you to refrain posting and pictures/videos of the incident just yet… any that you have can be forwarded to kork@giantnutsproject.com or frank@giantnutsproject.com.

    It was an awesome day otherwise though and another solid GNP tailgate so feel free to post everything else!

    The album can be found here: http://www.giantnutsproject.com/photos/thumbnails.php?album=40

  128. Kork! Says:

    I just want to add that Dan The Animal (Danimal for short) was great yesterday and itwas a pleasure having him. He proved he can be a strong addition to the Giant Nuts Project and I expect him to be officially inducted after he wears a clown suit for the entire next tailgate. You have a promising future ahead of you young man!

    Attention all groupies: Dan can now be reached at dan@giantnutsproject.com

  129. frank Says:

    I agree. Great job by DANimal yesterday. A great addition to the group. From packing up, handing out business cards, cooking and adding to the craziness he has proven worthy. One clown suit away from official induction.

  130. dan Says:

    thank you everybody, but im just trying to live up to the giants nuts standard, which has been set high, by all of you

  131. frank Says:

    Lost and Found:
    I have Juice and PJ’s mugs
    PJ’s cooking utensils
    Juice’s meat thermometer
    Red Yankee hat
    Juice’s long cable wire
    One empty keg

  132. Rockhead Says:

    Kork is banned?? What kind of crap is that?? I just fired off an e-mail to the Meadowlands asking to be put in contact with whoever runs the yellowshirts. I thought this thing was over last night, but I see it’s just getting started. Maybe I should have let Juiceman kick 948’s ass! I want “#948 SUCKS” on the back of my shirt, please!

  133. frank Says:

    Rockhead- Kork had to sign a release form last night that prevents him from attending future events at the Meadowlands. Mr Security guy said Kork took a swing at him which is complete bullshit. He had no choice but to sign it to put this to rest and we thought it was over.

    Those guys came over with an agenda and I have no idea what it was.

  134. rockhead Says:

    If Kork swung he would have been ejected/arrested. I was RIGHT THERE and saw the whole thing. 948 grapped the shirts, started walking away, then took a swipe at your man. Let me know if this becomes a big problem and I will absolutely go to bat. What crap!

  135. frank Says:

    Thanks Rockhead. Appreciate it. Hopefully we can clear this up without a problem.

  136. Kork! Says:

    Appreciate the support guys! I’m sure I’ll be able to clear my good name.

  137. dan Says:

    giant nuts in your face

  138. frank Says:

    Not to get lost in all the excitement- Great job by Exit weekly magazine and our new friend Garland. The magazine is really good and the article that mentions the GNP was well written. The GNP is happy to be associated with a quality organization like that. We hope to see them out at the stadium again.

  139. Captain PJ Says:

    pics are up in the new album. go check em out

  140. Christine Says:

    Hey guys- don’t let the man, or in this case, worthless loosers who are just jealous that they are stuck “patrolling” the parking lot instead of having a kick-ass time with you, get you down. They do not have the imagination, stamina, sense of humor, empty pit for a stomach, and drinking tolerence to be even an aquaitance of GNP. they’re just jealous assholes. BTW, Franks, the red hat is Scott’s. Free Kork, F yellow shirts!

  141. Kork! Says:

    fun pics pj

  142. Kork! Says:

    Alright everyone. My response to the incident/request to be reinstated is all drafted and will be sent out this morning via registered mail to Mr. Dan Santos, Security Manager for Giants Stadium.

    I appreciate everyone’s support and hope to hear back from Mr. Santos before the next game. Stay tuned.

  143. Captain PJ Says:

    did the legal dept check it over first?

  144. Kork! Says:

    Yes, that was the reason I didn’t get it out yesterday, I had it faxed over to the lawyers and they cleared it. I’m expecting the NJSEA will clear me for 10/3.

  145. Scotty Says:

    Hey, sorry I’ve been absent from these discussions but I went to work yesterday at 12:30 in the afternoon and just got home now!! Oh yeah, if anyone got stuck in really bad traffic last night on the FDR due to a police vehicle persuit and ensuing five car pile up, I had nothing to do with it!!!! ;)

    F’n paperwork!
    Gnite

  146. Kork! Says:

    Scott - We salute you, a TRUE enforcer of the law.

  147. Frank Says:

    Scotty- a real man doesn’t carry a gun. A real man sports a size small yellow Event shirt, rented gray trousers and armed with only a mag light WALKS the dangerous parking lots of the Meadowlands. True heroes in my book.

  148. Rockhead Says:

    Hey Kork! Can we read the letter? I have a few words of my own I’m getting ready to send, but I’d like to see what you had to say first.

  149. Kork! Says:

    Hey there Rockhead… I thought about posting the letter here but out of respect for the head of security at the NJSEA I want to give them the opportunity to correct this problem and truly just want to get reinstated.

    That said, the important points of the letter focused around the following:
    1. The security guards were way out of line in their actions and the whole incident was handled poorly.
    2. I had no idea that offering a shirt (about our tailgate only) to help support our tailgating efforts was illegal and if those are the rules I apologized and take responsibility for that.
    3. Security guard #948 took my shirts, offered no explanation as to why, and struck me.
    4. We have footage of the event and more importantly I was offered at least 10 eyewitness accounts of the event confirming my version. They offered to provide this in writing upond request. Some of those eyewitnesses are NYPD.
    5. I want nothing more to put this incident behind us, get reinstated, and enjoy Sunday’s at Giants Stadium having fun with the GNP and all of our friends.

  150. Kork! Says:

    BTW - Rockhead, who are you? Shoot me an email if you don’t want to post it here (kork@giantnutsproject.com)

  151. Kork! Says:

    Lastly, I do want to thank everyone who emailed me offering their help and support. It’s great to know that everyone appreciates the GNP and has fun with us. We just try to bring a little fun to everyone’s tailgate.

  152. Rockhead Says:

    Kork!, you’ve got mail. I’m the big Kisco cop who was trying to keep 948 from getting his ass kicked! Maybe I should have stepped back?

  153. Kork! Says:

    we figured that was you. mind if I add you as a friend of the gnp on the right? you are a definate friend!

  154. frank Says:

    Welcome to the website Rockhead. We were almost 100% positive it was you.

  155. Bigblue32 Says:

    Whats up GNP. Tailgated with you guys for the manning bowl. You guys are the shit. Danimal is the man.

  156. Bigblue32 Says:

    I also witnessed the altercation with security and tryed to help. 948 was way out of line. My boy Mike was there who is also a cop. If you guys need anyhelp let me know.

  157. MikeG27 Says:

    GNP! I was with ^^^ BigBlue in the old school Strahan jersey. We look forward to morew tailgate fun with the crew. BTW I witnessed the violence towards Kork as well

    GO GIANTS!

  158. Rockhead Says:

    Kork, I would be honored to be added as a GNP friend… I’ll shoot you a pic ASAP

  159. Frank Says:

    Welcome BigBlue and MikeG. Thanks for the support. Hope to see you guys out there again. Still 7 more insane tailgates to go!

  160. Kork! Says:

    Welcome to the site guys! It’s always great to have new friends. Don’t be shy about posting any tailgating plans or anything else for that matter (this goes for all the lurkers too). Just like Big Blue, this is our year. If they don’t already know, we’re gonna show why we got the best tailgate at the meadowlands.

    disclaimer: I hope I can join everyone again, haha!

  161. Kork! Says:

    btw - I’ve spoken with BiLLMaTiC and I believe he’s planning a triumphant return to GNP tailgating.

  162. Scotty Says:

    Welcome everyone! Hope you guys can join us again. (That go’s for you to Kork) Worst case scenario you will just have to wear a Giants helmet for the entire tailgate to conceal your identity.

    I’m workin Sunday but will prob. stop by Juicemans for the first hour of the game. My only concern is that if the beginning of the game doesn’t go so well Juiceman might end up with a couple bullet size holes in his new 172 inch tv.

  163. dan Says:

    Whats up everyone (new and old), BigBlue32 just wait for Redskins game, Colts game was only the start of what is looking to be a great season for the GNP, with the GNP legal dept(frank/kork) watching ours backs..it going to get crazy.

  164. BiLLMaTiC Says:

    That’s right friends… BiLLMaTiC is planning something rather Triumphant for his first Game back which is going to be the Redskins game…. If you guys remember last season and what went down before the Giants annhialated the Redskins you can almost guarantee GNP is gonna have to put on a show like no one has ever seen before….

    For all newcomers get onboard the GNP train, for all other Tailgates in the Lot …. Watch and learn.

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