Happy Thanksgiving to everyone from the GNP. For your football viewing pleasure this Thanksgiving heres the schedule-

12:30pm- Tennessee at Detroit. Make sure to watch Kerry Collins throw darts all over the field against the 0-11 Detroit Lions. Then honor Kerry by having a few drinks for him.

4:15pm - Seattle at Dallas. Another snoozer, however we do have some rooting interest in the game with Dallas involved. Although they would be a longshot to lose, i will be hoping for many Cowboys injuries, perhaps a broken right arm for Romo, and a fractured hip for DeMarcus Ware.

8:15pm - Arizona at Philadelphia. I would love to see Kurt Warner and company end the Eagles season, as well as Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb’s careers. And i would frame every newspaper story on Eagles’ fans suicides.

I leave you with the official mascot of thanksgiving, the GIANT fan. RIP GIANT fan, you can see him here in this picture behind billmatic, and blocking out the sun.