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Giants fans obliterate Porsche in parking lot

posted January 14th, 2009 by Captain PJ · no comments

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Check this out. The title is a little misleading, these 2 cars were already burned and obliterated because the Porsche parked over a pile of hot coals and blew up.

http://deadspin.com/5130124/new-york-giants-fans-take-out-sundays-frustration-on-burned-vehicles

Basically its a pack of drunken fools who decided to beat the hell out of a totaled car. I dont see the big deal, the cars are already totaled anyway.

So what did we learn today?

  1. Don’t bring your Porsche to Giants Stadium.
  2. If you don’t follow rule #1, don’t park on top of a steaming hot pile of charcoal, because your Porsche will explode into a towering inferno of char.
  3. Don’t dump your pile of hot coal into a parking spot just to “see what happens” when some high society non tailgating shmo parks on top of it.
  4. If you come across a totaled car, don’t add insult to injury and total it more.
  5. If you don’t follow rule #4, don’t put the ensuing video of criminal mischief on YouTube.
  6. If this happened in Philadelphia, degenerate parents would be showing their soon to be scumbag kids this video, saying “Thats what you do to opponents cars in the parking lot, son”.

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